Sweet.Simplicity

Movie Theater Soda

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:16:01 -0400

I’m getting my own small Diet Coke. Please, don’t make me share one of those 48 ounce monstrosities. I can’t enjoy a movie filled with the anxiety that at any moment, one of your giant man gulps is gonna leave me with nothing but a cup full of ice and a mouth full of popcorn.

Bubble Wrap

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:15:39 -0400

tomyhusband:

You’ll have to take it away from me, because I will never stop popping it.

I will lose my cell phone at least twice a year.

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:14:59 -0400

tomyhusband:

That’s me. That’s who I am. It’s best if you just consider it one of my endearing flaws.

Kiss me on the fucking lips.

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:14:32 -0400

tomyhusband:

Yep. It’s that simple.

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Sun, 05 May 2013 02:17:43 -0400

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Sun, 05 May 2013 02:08:57 -0400

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Sun, 05 May 2013 02:08:32 -0400

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Sun, 05 May 2013 02:07:33 -0400

chinesebuddha: lmfaoo

Sun, 05 May 2013 02:07:15 -0400

chinesebuddha:

lmfaoo

beifag: k1mkardashian: girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis...

Sun, 05 May 2013 02:01:31 -0400

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

vivlio: o m g :O

Sun, 05 May 2013 02:01:03 -0400

vivlio:

o m g :O

Stay Positive - Inspiring Quotes: What Their Non-Verbal Cues Mean

Sun, 05 May 2013 02:00:10 -0400

Stay Positive - Inspiring Quotes: What Their Non-Verbal Cues Mean:

psych-quotes:

What Their Non-Verbal Cues Mean

Whether your partner openly declares their love for you or is the silent type, you can figure out what they really feel by de-coding their non-verbal cues. Their gestures and body language can reveal everything you’ve every wanted to know…

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Sun, 05 May 2013 01:59:35 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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Sun, 05 May 2013 01:58:44 -0400

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:25:31 -0400

if-it-fits-it-ships: benefrickcumberbatch: soglideaway: perksofbeingajediknight: How many...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:23:56 -0400

if-it-fits-it-ships:

benefrickcumberbatch:

soglideaway:

perksofbeingajediknight:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?

None

DUDE

THATS LOW

just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine

history nerds are the best.

earthnation: that car looks like a fuckin computer mouse

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:22:19 -0400

earthnation:

that car looks like a fuckin computer mouse

Sleeping in the winter:

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:20:08 -0400

lmaogtfo:

Sleeping in the summer:

lobstersandlilly: Tiffany box petit fours yes

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:18:49 -0400

lobstersandlilly:

Tiffany box petit fours yes

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:18:42 -0400